![]() ![]() Not only is it pure fun, but Pure Instinct enhances players’ decision-making abilities, teamwork skills, and sportsmanship with opponents. Combining the skills of football, soccer, basketball, baseball, rugby, handball, Gaelic football, and Australian rules football, it’s already caught on in Quebec. ![]() Want more reviews, recommendations, and red-hot deals? Sign up for our newsletter.We are so exited to introduce Canada to a brand new sport called Pure Instinct. The Rec Room staff independently selected all of the stuff featured in this story. ![]() Pure Instinct Pheromone Infused Essential Oil is available for purchase on Amazon. Was it the confidence? The pheromones? The mercy of God’s large puppet claw, pushing me together with my newfound weekend crushes before Cuffing Season? I did have a noticeably more flirtatious weekend wearing Pure Instinct, and placebo effect or not, I consider myself a convert. At around $15, I had little to lose and everything to gain. But as a horny consumer, I’m down to give anything a go, especially when it has so many raving testimonials online, and a #pheromoneperfume hashtag with over 45 million views. As a consumer, I’m always wary of snake oil products and gummies/chocolate that promise to amp up your sex drive with a blend of self-described adaptogenic ingedients and vitamins-simply put, there’s a lot to get lost in. In these latent months of summer, there’s no time to be wasted on the streets of New York City when it comes to flirting. It elicited such a range of experiences, ranging from the lightly horny (husband and wife bone more than usual) to the absurd (woman fantasizes about becoming the “Werewolf-Zombie-Apocalypse-Queen” due to the perfume’s power), that I knew it was the true musky king of pheromone-slinging products. “I thought I was caught in The Matrix,” wrote another. “My dog is currently attempting to dry hump my leg as I type this,” one of the perfume's 55,500-plus reviewers explained. If ever there were a place to find and vet the TikTok-viral perfume, I knew it would be there. “Insaaaaane,” one reviewer writes on Amazon, God’s largest digital marketplaces and the esteemed vendor of meat-themed socks and large puppet claws. I initially wanted to explore a few different pheromone perfume options (and considered vabbing for hot a second), but I kept coming back to Pure Instinct’s unisex perfume blend thanks to its impassioned reviews and affordable pricing (the classic perfume is just over $15). I would assume they’re continuing to do what they do best, which is send chemical signals to other humans to let them know that I, too, am a human, and also maybe a human they want to make out with. I don’t feel like my natural pheromones are on the fritz. They’re evolutionary olfactory magic at its finest an invisible mode of non-verbal communication that the science folk in this article in the National Library of Medicine could tell you a lot more about, and which I’ll sum up for us horny layfolk in simpler terms: pheromones are the parts of your natural musk that help you get laid. But it’s also not every day that I’m dripping in extra pheromones, which is what happened when I doused myself in Pure Instinct’s pheromone oil in the hopes of having a weekend filled with even more competitive flirting than normal.įor context: Pheromones, aka the chemical compounds released by animals to elicit specific responses and reactions from other animals, are powerful shit in the wild-but I wanted to try them in the concentrated form of a fragrance to see whether their powers could truly be harnessed in practical, horny ways. It’s not every day that I get a compliment on my toes, my outfit, and my teeth.
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